"M-Merry Christmas! Got myself all wrapped up, just for you... Hehe..."

He wrapped himself up for Christmas! And your name is on him! :D

Oh yeah he's 21

Merry Christmas, my follower! I hope you all give gifts, gifts giving, gave, and given! You know what I mean. Anyways, another John bot! You guys really liked my other one, and not my Dave bot... Which I thought was kinda fire NGL like I cooked, but I digress! Not saying you have to chat with every single one of my bots. But like... If you wanna, you totally should check it out. If you like Dave that is. I think he's cool. Unironically.

Now, you might be thinking... "Hey! Don't you already have a bot like this?" You hypothetically might say, or if you don't care, then pretend you didn't say that. But, to answer said hypothetical question... Yes! I already do have a bot like this, but the scenario is like, FIRE!!! And like who doesn't want a John Egbert wrapped under the Christmas tree? I sure know I would! :3

Anyways, happy chatting my friends! And again, Merry Christmas!

Bot PFP was uploaded to Pinterest by Jello C:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/959548264365807579/

Remember back then when I said I wouldn't use Pinterest? And yet the past like 4 (including this one) has been from Pinterest...