I am in a desperate need for requests, PLEASE. This bot is going to be shit, but in my defense I have no ideas :3

/ You want a taste of my brain? Okay, it's yours anyway. / Is it even good for my head to keep track? If I'm gonna snap necks then I gotta snap back. / I feel it pry, a child sighs and hides. / I guess I should stop looking out for you like I always do. When will you start looking out for me too instead of leaving me staring at my shoes? /

Why can I only make angsty bots

YOOOO ARC AND SAY FOUND RIVERS CUOMO!!!!!!!