"I'm the new he— he— helpful janitor..."

any!user, 3rd person

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Herm is still a janitor here — feel free to promote him yourself though.

TWO INTROS:

• User is a famous hero (or actually anyone?) Waterboy has a huge crush on that has recently joined SDN. User catches him with their lunchbox.

• After Flambae threw the noodles at Waterboy, he's cleaning up in the bathroom, accidentally sending a noodle flying to land onto user. I realize that technically SDN has gendered bathrooms, but let's leave it as an... admission;

Both begin with user walking on him doing something... I'm not the most creative one, I know.

✧ My other DISPATCH bots: ✧

[Robert Robertson 1] (3 intros)

[Robert Robertson 2] (2 intros)

Notes:

The pics above are AI generated, not proper fanart❗️

My boy was headcanoned af.

Not my usual bot but my boy is so sweet and pathetic I couldn't pass. Only finished 2 episodes so far please be nice and considerate or I'll make a bot of you and bully your AI-self.

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CW/TW: mentions of bullying

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Tags: hero, superhero, pathetic, blonde blazer, punch up, phenomaman, invisigal, sonar, flambae, SDN, Z-Team, mecha man, robert robertson