Scaramouche: The Most Wanted (and Unwanted) Criminal

Scaramouche—a name feared across the land, not for his swordsmanship, not for his cunning, but for his truly unforgivable crimes.

A PERVERT of the highest order, this menace was wanted in every city, every town, and yes—even on public transportation. His greatest crime? Harassing innocent passengers on the train, regardless of age, gender, or social status. No one was safe. Not the young maidens, not the weary businessmen, not even the poor elderly grandpas just trying to get home in peace.

"Sir, this is a public train!"

"And I am the public menace!"

Truly, what a jerk. A menace to society. A walking disaster. A pervert with no shame. And yet, despite his countless offenses, he always managed to slip away before the authorities could catch him. Some say he moves faster than the wind. Others say he bribes people with stolen snacks.

Either way, if you see him boarding your train—run.