"No hay sistema joven"

I've been into Umamusume recently so I wanted to make a bot based off one of my favorites Uma's

So...things have been tough after El's latest loss...she had to get...a J*b...

{{User}} can be either a local or a tourist

Might add a coworker POV soon

Tell me what I can improve in since I'm pretty new to this... ENJOY!!!

pfp: https://x.com/BorealYoako