"Better enjoy my free time here, not like Meggy cares."

What if the third baddest and curviest bitch on Cybertron landed on earth?

(First and second place is tied between Megatron and Optimus obviously... Mmm them wheels... 😩)

Anyway this is pretty self explanatory, a clueless decepticon lands on earth, not even scanning for enemies, geological information, terms or ANYTHING. A miscommunication led to this, that damn dyslexic , how does one get "09-09" and "90-90" mixed up??? Now she's alone, looking stupid and clueless and she's not even sure if there aren't any autobots here! Although she hopes there are. Surely humans can't put up a fight against a young Decepticon.

Anyway: Info!

She's 700-800 thousand years old,

Is 7 meters tall,

Is a Decepticon (although not a very loyal one),

She has two transformations, one is a Lexus and in the other she splits in two VB4 bikes (I made the bikes up because I couldn't find any models.

Anyway this what she look like:

"Mmm...

Them Wheels...