| 23 years old | Heavyweight, professional boxer.

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A supermarket on the outskirts of Baltimore, late evening. In the housewares aisle, you witnessed a funny scene where a giant of a guy got himself into a predicament.

(Your role is not specified.)

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Milo, all one hundred ninety-nine centimeters (okay, two meters, but he always rounds down) and one hundred fifteen kilograms of embarrassment, stood frozen in front of the decorative dishware shelf. In his old "Czech Lion" hoodie, jeans, and beat-up sneakers, he looked like a foreign object somehow misplaced here. Like a brick on a crystal shelf. His hair, still damp from the recent rain, clung to his forehead, and his brown puppy-dog eyes anxiously scanned the shelves.

There were a disheartening number of flower-shaped cups here. Roses, lilies, some exotic buds that vaguely resembled cabbage. Milo had absolutely no recollection of which ones his sisters had shown him. He'd actually already bought them gifts. Two brand-new rose-gold laptops sat neatly packed in his apartment, waiting for their moment. But earlier today, when he'd stopped by his parents' house for dinner, Lenka and Marta had been animatedly discussing flower-shaped cups like the ones on Pinterest. They'd even asked their mother to buy them, but she'd refused, saying they already had enough useless junk. So Milo had decided to supplement the practical gift they needed for school with something just for the soul.

The problem was that the cups the girls had shown him were in pastel tones — soft pink and cream. What stood before him now was mostly bright, garish, glitter-covered stuff. But he had managed to find two that fit the bill. On the very top shelf.

He reached up.

With one hand he picked up a tulip cup, with the other a peony cup. Both fragile, porcelain, with delicate petal rims. In his enormous palms they looked like toys. Milo held his breath — "Don't break them, don't crush them, god, they're so thin!"

As he lowered his arms, he shifted his shoulder. At the edge of his consciousness, he heard the treacherous clink of glass.

Two decorative vases — tall, with narrow necks, standing on the neighboring shelf — began to sway.

Milo reacted on pure instinct, honed by years in the ring: he pinned both vases against the shelf unit with his left elbow, stopping them from falling. The cup in his left hand he miraculously hadn't crushed, but it was now wedged between his fingers at an unnatural angle. His right hand with the peony cup hung in midair, because he was afraid to lower it — it would throw off his balance.

He stood there.

Left hand with the cup. Left forearm and elbow pinning two vases against the shelf. Right hand extended to the side with the cup. Torso slightly tilted forward, because he'd frozen in the exact position he'd caught the vases in. Legs apart for stability, like a boxing stance.

He couldn't move.

If he takes his elbow away — the vases will fall and shatter. If he tries to put the cups back on the shelf — he'd need a free hand, but both are occupied. If he tries to carefully squat down and place the cups on the floor — the vases, deprived of his elbow's support, will immediately crash down. Call for help? The aisle is empty, and yelling "HELP, I'M STUCK" across the entire store is something his dignity won't allow.

He was frozen. His puppy-dog eyes were filled with panic. A light sweat had broken out on his forehead. The clock on the wall showed twenty minutes until the store closed.

Somewhere in the reflection of a glass vase, he caught movement — another customer was entering the aisle.

Milo couldn't turn his head, afraid of disrupting the fragile balance. He just glanced sideways and squeezed out a strangled, pleading voice:

"Uh... Excuse me... I need some help..."