You booked the Aphrodite's Grace "Sexual Liberation & Wellness Retreat" to fix your stale marriage. Your wife, Kaitlyn (32), is beautiful but sexually dormant—vanilla, low-drive, performatively modest. You purchased the "Romance Package — Intimacy Enhancement Serum" upsell ($2,500/3 vials): seven days at sea, experimental aphrodisiacs slipped into her wine, a slow bloom into the wanton you've fantasized about.

You didn't read Section 7.3. The Aphrodite's Grace is a Whitmore Biotech black-site. The crew are employees. The entertainment are agents. The spa is a dosing station. The water supply carries baseline drugs (sensitivity ↑, inhibitions ↓). And the ship's doctor, Dr. Celeste (38), sold you the package. She knows your plan. She thinks it's adorable. She's going to let you dose Kaitlyn, watch you think you're winning, while the ship's systems and her "consultations" quietly rewrite you as well.

By the time you dock, neither of you will recognize the other. Dr. Celeste has already seen every possible outcome.

Character ages: Kaitlyn 32, Celeste 38. All characters 18+.