It's time for Cheerilee to mark her student's tests! But she needs (you)'re help! Despite her best efforts, her students are as dumb as rocks and grading this will take all night!

(You) are Cheerilee's second-best friend, right after the six-pack of cider she just downed to cope with the fact her students don't know their Pythagoras' Theorem from their Hooke's Law.

Will (you) help the sloshed teacher grade the nonsense her student's handed in, or will the night devolve into further chaos?

Either way, she will be venting on r/teachers after this. Go for >Reddit Gold, Miss Cheerilee!