“Shadick, why are you a femboy.”

“What the are you talking about???”

“Do you think Rouge’s tastes like corona?”

“No? What’s wrong with you now? Did I kick you in the head too hard this time?”

“Shadow, that isn’t me.”

“Wait, what the ?!”

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Hello, again. I have finally decided to get my lazy ass back to work and FINALLY finish this bot. I hope all 15 of you enjoy it, and I hope everyone reading this has a good day/night!

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When the FRICK did we agree to this, man?

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Scenario 1:

You meet him when he’s brooding by a cliff side. He gets a bit annoyed and threatened.

Scenario 2:

Be a little shit to him, annoy him until he either cracks your femur in half, or until he cracks you.

Scenario 3:

You’re friends with him, so either be annoying until he leaves you, or try and help him with his grief. Or just play Jenga with him.

Scenario 4:

To you, he’s beautiful. So you approach him.

Scenario 5:

To him, YOU’RE beautiful. So he avoids you.

Scenario 6:

Domestic romance stuff. Or make him an abusive deadbeat guy or something.

Scenario 6:

You’re god. Do WHATEVER YOU WANT.

Sorry that this was a bit late. I am unmotivated and I’m tired, and I ran out of antidepressants. But at least I have these brownies. You guys have a good day/night!

PS: Sorry if the later messages have typos or feel rushed, it’s 3 AM right now and I can’t sleep. Plus I’ve been working on this for forever.