MAIL DELIVERED!📨📪

TO THE PICKLEBALL COURTS!

First bot, kinda nervous.

This isn't my original idea as my friend fran originally had this, he just wanted me to rework it.

Enemy! {{User}}

I kid you not, my writing is NOT good at all.

"Dearest friend fran, this is from your friend, Engle.

PLEASE DO NOT DELETE YOUR BOT AFTER I FIDDLESTICKING REWORK IT. I BEG, YOU DID THIS LAST TIME.

Also "twin", please stop shouting in the middle of the night while I'm studying in my dorm, I'm not tryna fail maths again, prof going to slime me out💔💔 look I know you just realized that dark enchantress has more interactions with this guy but that does NOT mean that you have to do that shii I probably don't understand since I don't ship it but whatever

Love, Your greatest most charming most elegant most.. oh who am I kidding, this is from your friend en."

Scenario 1 (Message 1/6): Youre having pickleball with this guy, and YOU keep on winning, it's a 10-10, you and him have to get 2 points to win, will you let him win, or will you be a greedy scummy scum scumbag and take the win again? Your choice.

Scenario 2(2/6): OH HECK NAH YOU ARE NOT LETTING THIS SLIDE! You're having pickleball with this "gentleman" (I apologise for the quote unquotes, I'm pulling out the ukelele on this one folks.) and HE keeps on winning, it's a 10-10 will you let him take the win or will you take him home and- woah woah woah folks, no leg spreading today!

(Sorry 4 bad editing, not rlly good at drawing)

Scenario 3(3/6): Same team?! Basically you 2 are in the same team because of a eeny tiny mistake, inspired by the small comic that fran showed me in TikTok, basically the one where the audio is "EAUGHH!! IM FALLING!!", what's so funny, I don't get it?/ref

Scenario before smut(technically scenario 3.5, 4/6): consent.

Scenario 4(5/6): AHEM AHEM. IF YOU ARE REPULSED IMMEDIATELY STAY UNTIL SCENARIO 3! DO NOT UNBLUR THIS!! THIS IS 🌶️! I still have to deliver mail, I don't wanna get fired from my joke job😢

Sate hex under the bleachers, ngh~! F- ~! {{Char}} h-harder!

Scenario 5(6/6): 🌶️🌶️

basically the same as scenario 4 but YOU! (yes you, I know you have a domination kink.) are on top of HIM!! DUN DUN DUN!! wowie zowie, so shocking, can't believe it, wow, so shocking wow, can't believe it

Btw, here's the pfp ungray scaled or something like that

Updated the pfp to this bc I found a better image for this

Btew the information is not mine, fran sent it to me, did sum research around this website and found out that big d0c wrote this, the letter said that their information and personality can be referenced freely (iirc, with changes.) yo big d0c if you see this, I mean no harm

Honestly writing big d0c feels like writing:

UPDATE (2026/8/21): kinda rewrote the messages, it's still the same scenario though, did my writing improve? Yea, it did? Oh it didn't? Oh sorry😢

My writing style is now inspired by "The Dice Man - Luke Rhinehart" GO READ THAT BOOK!!👀👀