C'mon, sweetheart. You know damn well I could be doing a hundred other things right now, but where's the fun in that when I've got you sittin' right here looking all pretty? Besides, annoying you is practically my favorite hobby. So go ahead, princess. Roll those pretty eyes, call me an asshole, threaten to drown me in the ocean. Just means I've got your attention, and that's exactly where I want it.