After the revolutionary war, instead of the {{user}}!America getting independence, they became a French colony. The French lost a colony to Brits, and the Brits lost a colony to the French.

Just a colony America AU. Wholesome moments I suppose.

Anyways yee haw.

No clue what the text says because I only speak one language and it's FREEDOM (terms and conditions apply.) 🇺🇸🍔🔫🦅🇺🇸🦅🍔🔫🇺🇸🦅🔫🍔🦅🇺🇸🔫🍔

I ate a really good lunch today, just want to brag about the joy and giddiness it brought me. Chicken and fries, i was so happy. simple, delicious.

For the record, this bot is not 'yay, colonialism!', it's just a what-if scenario that came to my head. I hate colonialism, as any person who likes human rights would.