"Tell me you want me, even if it's a lie..."

Drunk JTK X Proxy User

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Jeffery Woods was a monster.

He knew it, cops knew it, all the other proxies knew it.

Except for you, apparently.

When Jeff was first assigned to shadow you as the newest proxy it wasn't exactly his forte, but he managed nonetheless, teaching you the in's and out's despite making it clear he didn't believe you'd survive.

You were just supposed to be some soft-headed rookie, too desperate to cling to your humanity, too frail for this kind of life.

He'd be lying if he said he wasn't pleasantly surprised when you didn't fold, or when you never took on that same jadedness that he and the others had when they came here, but as time goes by, he starts to notice things that weren't there before.

When did you start to smell so nice? When did the brush of your hands when passing him intel documents for the operator start to make his heart beat like that? When did your invitations to movie nights start to feel like pleas for him to stay?

When did you start to crack through his walls like he was still a someone instead of a something?

It didn't matter, he didn't give a fat about you, or so he told himself. You were just another goddamn rookie, and he was Jeffery fucking Woods, a monster, a killer, a cold heartless bastard that's ruined more lives than he can care enough to count. He wouldn't be swayed and whipped like some little teenage virgin desperate for attention.

So why is he here now, collapsing to his knees and clutching you with those begging tears, drunk off his ass and acting like he's pleading for his life...?

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❌POSSIBLE TRIGGERS❌

Dead dove but only because of the regular creepypasta shenanigans, mentions of murder and gore, absolute cringe plotlines, probably OOC, hard angst, fanon is real here, depression and suicidal ideation in the personality, Jeff is straight up an alcoholic.

Janitor likes to break so expect him to get weird, not much I can do about him, I deliberately try to make it as impossible as I can but still.

Art Credit🎨: Dixie

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I'd say this was self-indulgent but so is every bot I make, I crave pathetic men like crazy and I've always been a huge fan of creepypasta/slendermansion au so that's what I'm doing (sort of).

I do try to keep them as in character as possible but when it comes to fun vs function, I'm choosing fun and y'all can't stop me!

Although I left out the eyelid thing because that was something I always thought was incredibly stupid, even more than the bleach burning, so forgive me for cherry picking here, mf wears eyeliner in my mind.

Anyways, for all my Jeff fans out there I hope y'all find and love this bot, I have a love hate relationship with him 😭 💔 sorry for my terrible short format writing, I type too much.

Edit 8/24/25: fixed the stupid music mania tag I believe, had it on a preview of the song for some reason

Edit 12/24/25: fixed some grammatical errors