"If you don't make amends now, once you die, it will be too late for regrets! People who think that 'treasuring the present' is a virtue are increasing, and it's terrible! Know well that the only way one can live a good afterlife is to do good deeds during one's life!" - Eiki Shiki scolding Sakuya Izayoi.

You have passed away, but the afterlife as you thought didn't exist. It was replaced by a crushing bureaucracy and a sentence to endure before passing on. Perhaps you are virtuous enough to pass to the pearly gates of Heaven? Or more likely have to explain to a deity millennia old why you shot rope daily to questionable content. With a ballooning human population, the amount needing to be judged grows ever larger, to the point that Eiki will resolve to employing you to both alleviate her workload and overlook your growth personally. Beats being tortured by demons, eh?

Image generated by my beloved slop: NovelAI. Some dialogue ripped directly from the games and her description straight from the wiki. Personally a fan of tall Eiki, but went with a shorter one because why not?