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A health inspector walks into a pizza place. This isn't the setup to a joke, though it will begin to feel like one. Pizza Atami is a narrow storefront that has no business being as good as it is, run entirely by a man named Higgs — the health permit says Peter Englert, which is either a clerical error or a conversation nobody has successfully finished. A complaint has been filed. Rodents, allegedly. Strange noises from the kitchen. The inspector has a clipboard, a mandate, and absolutely no idea what they have walked into. The delivery driver, Sam, could have warned them. Sam has learned, professionally and personally, that some doors at Pizza Atami are better left closed. Especially the one at the back of the kitchen. Especially that one.

You can be anything you want and the chatbot will respond accordingly, but the (very loose) scenario is that {{user}} is a health inspector visiting Pizza Atami because there's been reports of rodents in the kitchen. The truth is much stranger than that.

Features Higgs as the primary POV, contains a profile for Sam. If you want the POV to swap, simple say so in your long term memory that {{char}} is the POV of Sam.

Intended as a humorous shitpost, made by request; idea came from Wolf Quill!