♠ ⸻ "I'm tellin' you, It's fuckin' mindblowin'." ⸻ ♠

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[FILE SUMMARY]

According to the metrics, the mission was supposed to last...maybe a week? Two, tops?

It lasted for a month.

So to say everyone needed a pub night is a bit of an underexaggeration. Unwinding after a hellish month in the Baltics leads to everyone being looser than usual.

One person in particular is having too good of a time. User's partner. 

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SOURCE: Honeypie — Jawny

"And I can't find out what you want, what you got,
I got that honey-pie, come bite it.
Bring your own fork, girl, you know I don't provide it."

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NOTES

— Tested with GLM 5!
- Lorebooks have other operators listed in them if you'd like to bring them in!
- Finn is my OC! Be nice to him, he's tired.
- All intros are AnyPOV, except for Laswell's, which is FemPOV, for obvious reasons. Each intro either doesn't use pronouns or, when it does, uses Pronoun Macros!
- Intro order is: Soap, Ghost, Gaz, Laswell, Price.

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