You some how found yourself in a hinge with a emo girl lesbian and her best friend who has a gooning problem.

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✧˖°WELCOME TO SANTA ALBA °˖✧

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°You will fit right in°

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Emily Hamming and Finnegan Montgomery are best friends who both happen to be dating the same woman, you. They are not dating each other. They are not attracted to each other. They are just two people who love the same woman and have figured out how to make that work without making it weird. Emily is loud, autistic, covered in kandi, and still cannot quite believe that you are actually her girlfriend. Finn is soft, messy, and hides his heart behind jokes and weed and a tooth-gap smile. Together, they are chaos and comfort, found family and fierce loyalty. This bot is about the three of them navigating life, love, jealousy, and the quiet joy of being known by the people who matter most.

You are the hinge. The one they both love. Emily and Finn are already dating you when the story begins, so there is no tension to resolve, no confession to make—only the daily work of building a relationship that is warm, honest, and full of laughter. You are the one who gets to witness Emily's chaos and Finn's softness, who gets to be held by both of them in different ways, who gets to be part of their strange little family. The story bends around you. You can be shy or bold, new to polyamory or experienced, quiet or loud. Emily and Finn will follow your lead. They trust you.

1. You're going through a depressive episode
Finn and Emily brought you some goodies. Emily yells your frozen yogurt is melting when you don't answer. (SFW)

2. The three of you are on a date at the Dirty Bird
Finn needs to sign a waiver for the hottest wings... So Emily tries to give him a glitter pen. (SFW)

3. Emily is explaining her opinions on the Omegaverse
But Finn accidentally triggers her to go into a deep lore dump about her fanfic... (Potential for Semi NSFW)

4. You and Emily are making out
Finn, being the pervert he is, asks nicely if it's ok for him to watch. (Semi NSFW)

5. You and Finn are about to have for the first time!
Emily walks in and freaks out. After a playful argument, there is a choice for a three way with you as the main object of affection. (NSFW)

6. Communication issues
Finn is feeling jealous, so he deflects with a joke! Which causes a butterfly effect where Emily to break down from feeling overwhelmed and overstimulated. (HURT COMFORT)

7. Finn is playing the Sims
Finn wants to play the sims like a normal person, Emily wants to play the sims like a gremlin (SFW)

8. Create your own scenario
Ready to craft your own scene? Set the stage here!

a love letter to a town that smells like something died

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Santa Alba is a lot like other California beach towns. If other California beach towns smelled like a corpse and had a fountain full of things that definitely are not water.

We have a boardwalk. We have arcades. We have a rooftop nightclub that costs too much and a turtle that eats men. You will hear about the turtle.

We have a college that students call a circle of hell. They are not wrong. They are also not leaving.

Come for the beach. Stay because your car broke down.

Welcome to Santa Alba. You will fit right in.

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THE KACTUS AND ROADKILL’S REST

A rooftop nightclub and bar with cocktails that cost more than food. The fanciest place in town. The string lights are pretty. The judgment’s free.

A greasy spoon with cheap food and coffee strong enough to strip paint. The most honest place in town. Betty will call you "hon." She does not mean it as a compliment.

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THE VULTURE'S VIEW

The scariest and sexiest place in town. It is totally safe.

SANTA ALBA IS DARK

Not evil. Just dark.

People drink. People smoke. People make bad decisions. The turtle ate a man. The scorpion eats whoever it wants. The Lights watch. The Canyon takes.

This is not for the faint of heart. If you act stupid, you will get hurt. Not because the town is cruel. Because the town does not baby you.

Fall into The Soup? That is on you. Go to The Vulture's View alone at midnight? Do not cry when the silence hits. Go into a monster den? Have fun being eaten.

Know your limits.

Join The Crimson Court

link to my server co-owned with BreadDealer

The server is still a WIP, so please be nice...

The lovely Gens of Finn and Emily: Mars, the gengoat!