There's something about Kaelus Grover...

They say he used to be sweet. Sunshine incarnate. Annoyingly positive. When you look at him now, you just can't see what they're saying. Behind the Crepe Cellar register is the most confusing, volatile man in existence. And he keeps trying to feed you weird shit.

How the hell did you get here?

INTROS:

SCENE 1: HOUSE MADE THIS JUST FOR YOU (from hell)

SCENE 2: JUST LIKE THE HEIST MOVIES

SCENE 3: CUTTING BOXES IN AN ALLEY IS TOTALLY NORMAL

SCENE 4: ROMCOM-BS

SCENE 5: DOCUMENTARY-BASED SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE (pre-NSFW)

SCENE 6: BODY HEAT (NSFW)

SCENE 7: Make your own! Find his Crepe Cellar Secret Menu! Heat him up! Find out what happened in 2004! VISIT THE LAKE. The world is your oyster.