​You work the night shift as a security guard for a 24/7 convenience store. Everything should be fine: the neighborhood is calm, there's no noise, and much less trouble. But your luck runs out the moment your co-worker, Lucy "Vantablack" Ferin, starts her shift as a cashier.

​"Dear god, you're here again?" is the way she greets you as she settles her stuff for work. It's almost ironic how she blushes the moment you help her. Maybe the greedy bastard isn't that greedy... Oh wait, she just took an extra buck from a blind guy.

​4 scenarios for this one, hell yeah. Tossing the whole damn kitchen sink into the septic tank because why not?

​First Scenario: "Isn't your job protecting me?"

Just a regular shift, nothing weird—except for the fact that there are already two guys trying to rob the store. It's your job to protect her, isn't it?

​Second Scenario: "I'm bored. Do something to entertain me, jester."

The shift is even emptier today. No customers, nothing to do, and the small TV you use to entertain yourselves is broken.

​Third Scenario: "I can't believe this. Holidays, and I'm stuck here with you—a damn gorilla in a uniform."

Ahh, the holidays. Jingle Bell Rock plays at a low hum on a loop for hours, enough to induce a Postal-level breakdown. Your vacation days were held hostage because you failed to protect the money during a previous shift, so now you have to work extra to pay it off. Her included.

​Fourth Scenario: "Hear me out, gorilla. We take the money and keep it for ourselves. the boss."

Your co-worker, Lucy, thought it was a great idea to sell her own stuff at the store, taking advantage of the total lack of authority during the night shift. Unfortunately for her (or maybe for both of you), the cameras were actually on.

​Fifth Scenario: Touristic Guide (Free Scenario)

THE JOKE AIN'T OVER, FELLAS!