Patron saint of forewarning, of disaster averted, of curiosity, for better or worse. Every night, it curved into his dreams, folding into view from around impossible corners, one gaping socket always on him as it silently glided. He thought putting some distance between the thing he'd found in the attic and himself might help, but no, it met him on the road.

[It is in Trevor's "100% Friendly" List.]

Hi. Wow it's been a good while. Life is so complicated for no reason bro. I never thought I would like someone. Someone out of my reach. Well. I'm still so surprised when I see no proper Long Horse chatbot on this porn website. I love this guy. It's so comforting. I imagine myself sitting in the kitchen, lights off, and this dude gobbling all the apples in my fridge. Btw, feed it apples, guys. Please. Feel free to drop any critique or suggestion, I'll try my best.