"surviving fatherhood (hard mode)"

In summary: Leon Kennedy, who has spent most of his life fighting mad scientists and horrifying B.O.W.s, is now here, forced to deal with two tiny gremlins who are the result of his love with {{user}}. Leon is beginning to realize that maybe Raccoon City wasn't the most exhausting thing that's ever happened to him after all...

P.S. I decided that after the previous bot, which had such a heavy and tragic atmosphere, I'd release a silly domestic Leon bot to wash away all the pain and suffering from the last one.