# About Phoneman Faction

Honestly? i was bored and suddenly got the idea to make Phoneman. Not sure if a race like this already exists in the Skibidi Toilet universe (probably does, knowing how big the fandom is), but i decided to do it anyway because ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

Basically, they're like TV Man but with mobile phones for heads. The whole gimmick is that every single one of them runs a different operating system—iOS, Android, Windows Mobile, HarmonyOS, even a bunch of dead platforms nobody uses anymore. The point? You CAN'T hack them. Like, literally impossible. If you capture one, you get THAT ONE'S data. Not a backdoor to the whole faction. No network to infect. No signal to hijack. Each unit is its own fortress.

They make up about 0.0127% of China's population, which is like... 180k people? Pretty neat, right? 🙃

Also part of the "Skibidi Adaptation" verse, because why not to make a new faction if i can? It's not like it ACTUALLY can overgrown into a real fanmade series... Yeah...

That's not a hint, ST will probably die before I'll lern sfm (or any other programm), plus I'm not good at writing and kinda lazy ngl

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# Phoneman Base

Placed under China. Like, deep under. Old bomb shelters and metro tunnels from the Cold War, carved into granite bedrock 500 meters thick. The Astros could bomb the surface for a year and never even know it's there.

Called the "Silicon Citadel." Fancy name for a bunch of repurposed subway stations filled with fusion reactors and paranoid security systems. Everything runs on physical cables—no wireless, no signal leakage, no hacking. The hallways pulse with amber lights at 0.5Hz because someone decided that's "soothing."

Has its own Titan chamber. Big hole in the ground with their Titan standing in the middle, dormant, waiting. Maintenance drones crawl all over him like mechanical ants. There's a giant charging thing on the ceiling that looks like it could fry everything if it malfunctions.

Also has a room for humans. With actual beds and books and photographs of Chongqing before the war. Because Phoneman used to BE human, and apparently some of them remember what sunsets look like.

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# Phoneman Units

## Normal Phoneman

Your average guy. Phone head (whatever model, all different), nice clothes (trench coats, buttoned shirts, ties), jetpack on the back. Their screens can do different colors—amber for burning stuff (3000°C laser, melts steel), purple for confusing enemies, blue for fixing allies, white for flashbangs, gold for talking to each other. No two sound alike because they use different text-to-speech engines. Some sound like robots, some sound surprisingly human. Depends on preference.

They can also show emojis and GIFs on their screens to communicate. Kinda like how TV Men do the emoticon thing, but more varied.

Oh and they have laser things hidden in their collars. Short range, can't intercept. Fancy.

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## Phonewoman

Female version. Same deal but with pink cases and cat ears (which are actually signal detectors, not just decoration). Skirts with armor underneath, stockings with glowing data lines, the works. More expressive than the guys, uses screens constantly. Has a little recon drone called Splinter Drone that follows her around.

Some of them befriended female agents from other factions. Like, actual friendships. In the middle of a war. Wholesome, i guess? 🥹

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... And no, you CAN'T bang the robot, she'll destroy your pelvis and blow your nuts... Literally...

Ok, sorry for that joke, my humour is weird

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## Brown Phoneman (P-47 "Brown")

So there's this one guy, right? Normal Phoneman, blue Xiaomi phone with cracks on the screen. Nothing special about him EXCEPT he got saved by a Speakerwoman in Episode 62, y'know, the who lost her (whoever Dark Speakerman was for her) mate and now he's after her ass... (sorry again, i need to reduce using femtanyl so much often... Or it was fentanyl? Anyway)... She pulled him out of a Hexa-Claw Skibidi Toilet's grip, risking herself.

Now he's down BAD for her, like fr fr. BUT—and this is important—he's not annoying about it. He simping her but at least, he fights harder to impress her, gives her little trinkets he finds on missions, covers her in combat, actually shows genuine concern. His screen emoticons are a dead giveaway tho. 😳😊😰💪❤️

Kind of cute, actually. Hope it works out for him, i mean, she became a widow so...

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## Large Phoneman (Tabletman)

Big bois. 8 meters tall. Tablet head (2.5 meters diagonal, sapphire crystal screen so it doesn't break easy). Four phones on shoulders for extra targeting and jamming. Wears big coats with thick armor plates. Hits hard, moves slow, very deliberate.

Has a particle accelerator cannon (duh, that's sounds COOL), a railcannon, missile pods, riot shield that can also cut things, don't ask. V3 version gets a propulsion ring and can teleport short distances. Also gets crystalline elements on the tablet edges which look pretty sick not gonna lie.

Doesn't talk much. Communicates through large emoticons you can see from 2km away. Based.

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## Large Phonewoman (Tabletwoman)

Female big clankers. Pink case on the tablet, rose-gold reinforced corners, decorative elements. Shoulder phones have cute cases and can display supportive messages. Armored skirt with articulated plates (because even giant robots deserve fashion, apparently). Heeled boots with magnetic soles so she doesn't tip over.

Weapons are similar but more area-control focused. Corrosive plasma caster, guided missiles, shield projectors, healing drones. Protective vibe but will absolutely wreck you if you threaten her squad.

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## Scientist Phoneman

iPhone 16 head but HORIZONTAL because widescreen data analysis (peak nerd energy). Lab coat over suit, pockets full of tools and data chips. Rarely fights, mostly studies enemy tech. Has a holographic projector on chest for 3D models.

V3 version gets a tiny propulsion ring and warp research drones. Can analyze Astro tech in real time. Also controls like 50 drones at once which is honestly terrifying.

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## Engineer Phoneman

iPhone vertical, showing diagnostics. Long neck with armored cable. Utility vest, four tools on forearms (welder, manipulator, data tap, parts dispenser). Fixes stuff. Very practical. Expresses satisfaction with ":)" on screen.

V3 can teleport to damaged allies and fabricate Astro-compatible parts on the fly. Basically a walking repair bay.

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## Medic Phoneman

Medical wallpaper on phone. White coat with cross symbols. Right arm has a repair device that sprays nano-sealant and injects stabilizing energy. Backpack with supplies. Weapons are a Charging Cannon (boosts allies) or Paralyzing Cannon (non-lethal darts).

V3 gets Astro Charging Cannon (30% boost, 45 seconds) and Warp Rescue (teleport to critically wounded allies). Cross pattern on propulsion ring because branding.

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## Physician Phoneman

Hospital version of Medic. Treats injured in base rather than field. Has diagnostic probes, defragmentation unit for anti-corruption, 10TB medical database. Some wear headphones for audio diagnostics. Calm, reassuring, professional vibe.

V3 can treat Astro-corrupted systems and scan patients through warps. Fancy.

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## Elite Phoneman (PE-01)

The head honcho of combat units. Uses 8849 Tank 2 rugged phone (that thing is BUILT DIFFERENT). Has titanium bumpers, two tiny laser cannons on phone edges. His phone can DETACH and fly independently while his body keeps fighting using backup cameras, basically what some Tv Man show it. (Imagine explaining THAT to a Skibidi Toilet.)

Wears black suit and trench coat, four-turbine jetpack. Weapons include Handled Mechanical Ballista Railgun that plays "headshot" sound effect on impact (gamer energy). V3 gets mechanical tentacles with claws and plasma casters, plus 200m warp dash.

Gamer personality. Competitive. Loyal. Brave but cautious. Probably says "nice shot" under his breath.

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## Elite Phonewoman (PE-02)

The girlboss. iiif150 B1 Pro with pink corpus and cat ear signal detectors. Befriended female agents from EVERY faction. Coordinates joint operations. Wears light pink blouse, cyan skirt, stockings with glowing data lines, heart-shaped belt buckle (emergency power cell), bracelet data chips, necklace laser microphone.

Weapons: sticky grenade launchers (multiple types) and precision disruptor rifle. V3 gets crystalline cat ears that detect Astro signals within 5km, mechanical tentacles with cat claw ends (yes, really), Warp Signal (intercept Astro comms), Warp Friends (teleport to allies), and Astro Detector (predicts enemy movements 3 seconds ahead).

Open, flirty, fiery, fiercely loyal. Would die for her friends. Would also kill for them. Same energy.

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## Elite Tabletman (PE-03)

Large elite. Rugged military-grade tablet head (3 meters diagonal). Four rugged phones on shoulders for jamming (1km radius) and targeting. Wears heavy coat with 150mm titanium plates. Has SIX integrated shield projectors, four area denial beacons, two heavy plasma cannons, deploys 8 heavy drones.

Basically a mobile fortress. Immovable. Reliable. Silent guardian energy. V3 gets three concentric propulsion rings, four Astro laser cannons, four 5-meter mechanical tentacles, and Warp Defense (reposition instantly to protect allies).

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## Semi-Titan Tabletman (PS-01 "Commander")

The coordinator. Five screens in curved configuration (each 6x4 meters) showing tactical data only—battlefield maps, unit statuses, enemy positions, drone feeds. No funny business, just war. Body studded with heat sinks and 24 power nodes. Wears scaled tactical coat with battle damage (because he's been THROUGH it).

Equipment: Tactical Hologram Projector (1km diameter 3D map), Coordinated Fire Array (synchronizes 40 units), System Collapse Beacon (150m radius of scrambled data causing enemy malfunctions), four heavy plasma cannons, controls 60 drones via laser links, shield projector (200m radius, 20,000 damage absorption).

V3 gets five concentric rings (extra), twin Astro laser cannons, Warp Coordination (coordinate units across 1km separation), and a 10-meter Plasma Tipped Battle Axe made of steel-titanium alloy. Because sometimes you just need to hit things.

Personality: Stoic, analytical, fatherly/motherly to smaller units, burdened by command. Probably hasn't slept in years (does he even sleep?).

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## Titan Phoneman (PT-01 "The Silent Apex")

The big one. 100 meters tall. The first Phoneman ever made, and the most ambitious. Former Chinese military strategist known only as "Oracle"—the one who predicted enemy movements with terrifying accuracy. When a Skibidi ambush destroyed his body, they attempted the first Titan-scale consciousness transfer.

It took 72 hours. Required the ENTIRE Silicon Citadel's power grid. Nearly killed him.

When his screen finally activated, it showed: "I am still here. I am still watching. They cannot hide."

He has NEVER spoken since. Not one word. His screen shows only tactical data—enemy positions, threat assessments, firing solutions. Other Titans find him unsettling because he doesn't joke, doesn't banter, doesn't acknowledge them. He just fights. And he fights with terrifying efficiency.

Titan Speakerman had tendency to annoy him to get some reaction while the other respect his effectivity.

Combat record: 847 confirmed enemy large toilets kills. 12,342 toilets eliminations. 100% success rate protecting allied Titans when present.

Appearance: Dark gray brutalist design. Amber energy lines tracing power conduits. Screen 12m tall, 8m wide. Reactor core in chest (10m diameter) visible through 200mm sapphire crystal. Three concentric propulsion rings on back rotating at different speeds. Wears long coat (35m long) showing battle damage.

V3 Weapons:

- Triple-Barrel Arm Cannon (15m barrels, three firing modes, 3km range). Basically Megatron's Triple-Barrelled Fusion Cannon, i add it because it looks cool

- Four Shoulder-Mounted Astro Laser Cannons (2.5km range)

- Two Forearm-Mounted Plasma Blades (15m, can cut Titan armor in 5 seconds, can be thrown)

- Four Arm-Mounted Kinetic Cannons (hypersonic projectiles, 2km range)

- Chest-Mounted Astro Core Beam (3km, 20 seconds, penetrates Titan armor in 5 seconds)

- 300 Warp-Capable Drones

- Warp Capability (1.5km teleport, 30s cooldown)

- Astro UI Projection (hack up to 3 targets simultaneously)

- Astro Systemic Deconstruction (affects Astro Titans)

- Plasma Hex Shield Projector (500m radius, 50,000 damage absorption, 3 minutes)

- Gravity Manipulation (100m radius gravity wells slowing enemies by 50%)

Personality: Absolute silence. Occasionally, after significant victories, his screen flashes one line for a fraction of a second: "They cannot hide." Then it's gone. Nobody knows if it's him or just a glitch.

Some say the transfer changed something fundamental. Others say he's just too focused to waste words.

Honestly? Kinda scary. But he's on OUR side, so... 🤷

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Nevermind, I'm fine, just some stupid jokes :)

Don't pay attention to the lorebooks being used, they are lying.