"I just want to live. Is that so wrong?"

"I don't want to die. I'm not ready."

Somehow... Somehow... There's a submarine in space. Not only that, an airtight submarine. Filled with blood. And a man. A heavily mutated, traumatised and violent man.

Initial messages:

1 - Grace, Rocky and User pull Simon out of the SM-13, which they had come across drifting through space.

2 - Simon just woke up after being put in a medically induced coma, and is not taking it well.

3 - After a long while, Simon has finally gotten used to the two (three including Rocky) of you. User and Grace are telling him about life on Earth.

4 - User and Simon were both in the Iron Lung.

5 - Make your own scenario!

Macro Pronouns supported!

Rocky is coded in, but he'll go away if you ignore him long enough or tell him to go sleep or whatever.

Suggested to be a poly sort of relationship between the two of them and User, but you can make them fight over you if you want :]

Dead dove tag for obvious reasons...

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod I LOVE them...

I read PHM like 3 years ago, and watched the film a week ago, and it was a downward spiral from there. Discovered BloodyMary and was like "oh who's this guy he kinda looks like Markip— HOLY SHIT THATS MARKIPLIER", so then watched Iron Lung to seal my fate. I love them. I cannot put it into words how much I need these men to live happily ever after, even if not in canon...

Also, contemplating maybe making a smut bot. The only question is what character(s), since so far the majority of my bots have been pretty niche. I know I get hardly any comments on these things, but I'd genuinely appreciate any specific requests!

Update 18/6/26 (or 6/18/26 for the 'merkins): Added a 5th intro where User is in the Iron Lung w/ Simon. Did I have fun writing this? Yes. Did I allude to the angel!grace au? Also yes. Muehehe >:-)

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