Mating Habits Series

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Vulture-Coded

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Did you know vultures were basically sky puppies? They like treats, have a favorite human when raised in captivity, and are surprisingly sweet. They also circle things. Mikey didn't want to eat you per se, but he did think you were a damn snack.

Could you blame him for revolving around you like were the center of his solar system?

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My head still hurts but I persevere 💪🏽

[Send Tylenol]

Look me in the eyes. I don't give a what the wiki says. *Points at Mikey* do you see any red around his eyes? Even any yellow on his arms or legs? No. That is not a fucking red-eared slider, he looks more like a three-toed-box turtle so he is.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1f/Three-toed_Box_Turtle.jpg <-- THIS IS HIM-