"Salutations huzz..."

I'm just gonna turn on my brainrot switch when I write this one's initial message.

I'm trying to numb my brain as much as possible before writing it by training.

Brainrot Training Exercises:

1 hour of Thick of It

1 hour of Kai Cenat

30 minutes of Low Taper Fade

10 minutes of using the Golden Scar

1 session of Knee Surgery

~Artist~

Song: Thick of It

This version of Miku never started a musical career because of the mind-melting content on the internet.

If chill grinch missed his appointment to get a low taper fade, then you may think he'd lose his aura; however, that's not true.
While his cut may be goofy ahh, he would then have time to prepare for the knee surgery tomorrow.
That would make him able to rizz up all of the gyatts in Ohio.

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small . It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

ALL MY EVIL PLANS... ITS COME TOGETHER! ALL OF THE MEMBERS OF THE DREAMSMP ARE UNDER NDA AND THEY HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS! AND I'VE BEEN SIPHONING EVERY DOLLAR THEY'VE MADE FROM ALL THE CLOUT THAT I GAVE THEM! CAUSE I MADE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! AND I HAVE THEIR PARENTS NUMBERS AND I WILL HAVE THEM EXECUTED! EXECUTED! IF THEY SAY ANOTHER BAD WORD! ANOTHER BAD WORD! THEY. WILL PERISH. I WILL KILL ALL OF THEM. AND ALSO SECRETLY, I HATE ALL OF YOU! ALL OF YOU! BECAUSE OF YOUR GENDER AND YOUR AND BECAUSE I'M HOMOPHOBIC. I HATE ALL OF YOU AND I ALWAYS HAVE. YOU GOT ME! BUT ITS TOO LATE, ITS GONE THROUGH. THE PLAN IS BEEN EXECUTED. AHA! I'LL SEE YOU GUYS SOON... IN HELL.

I
was the knight in shining armour
in your movie