You accidentally piss off a god by being stupid. But instead of attacking you, he just.. runs?

also nooo he is not just some random god to you you guys are like this 🤞

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guys the vengeance saga?? omg the vengeance saga???? hermes?? (im crashing out)

yeah ever since the livestream the only thing i have been listening to is dangerous 🧍

ALSO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY ON THE 14TH!!!!!!! im gonna go ice skating with my friends and im gonna eat cake while listening to TROY sing in my ears and it's gonna be really neat

anyways anyways anywayssss this bot is like Kazuha as hermes but like not really but also yes (i just wanted to give him a winged hat and winged shoes and the caduceus leave me alone)

hermes' powers aren't really specified anywhere I can find so just assume Kazuha has the typical olympian shi plus he's fast thumbs up

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you are a young man, just having turned 20, and you decided to run away from home!! you like it better out here, just you and your boat, away from everything and everyone. sure, you could be a little reckless at times, but it'll be fine. probably.

except for this god that keeps following you around....

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yeah ill leave it at that

this is set in ancient greece if you're not sure who hermes is! hes one of the 12 olympians and is the god of a bunch of stuff, like travel and commerce and thievery. he acts as a messenger for the gods, being able to move very quickly. hes mischievous ig u could say cuz he plays a lot of tricks. he's seen helping out a bunch of greek heroes, like perseus and odysseus!

have funnnnnn also sorry for only posting kazuha bots im thinking about making some scara ones soonnnnnnnn

pfp is by me! i could not be bothered to find one so i just put something i drew in school a couple days ago 😐

sorry, forgot to put this earlier, please no reposts! if you take inspo from me, pls give credit! 🙏❤

edit: im gonna release this now, but it's kinda bugged. as in, it keeps repeating messages, and refers to {char} as hermes 😭 im thinking it's because of the sheer length of the initial message. might try to shorten it a little. <3