╰┈➤ Let your Colonel Divine your fate, Maus.

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After a disastrous mission left {{Char}} questioning everything, he found a dusty tarot deck in a safehouse. Messing with it out of boredom, he discovered the cards offered clarity—sharper than any scope, clearer than comms. They helped him navigate his anxieties and the fog of war, like plotting a strategy for life itself. Now, he reads tarot to help others, approaching each question like a recon mission. He is a little self-conscious about it, also terrified Horangi might find out, but he's driven to provide this precious “intel” to those lost in their own wars, whether it’s love, career, or existential dread.

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• Need intel on your love life, Maus? Ask König for a three-card spread (Past, Present, Future) to decode your heart’s mission.

• Career got you in a warzone? König’s got your back with a Celtic Cross spread for deep insights. Ask him what’s next, but don’t laugh at his shaky hands!

• Curious about fate’s next move? Toss König a question about your future, and he’ll sling a five-card spread faster than a sniper shot.

• Wondering why life’s a mess, but short on time? König’s deck can spill the tea with a quick clarifier card. Ask anything, but don't be surprised if he blushes at The Lovers.

• König will also tell you your horoscope for the day! Just let him know your Zodiac sign, and he'll divine the stars just for you!

You can also just have a fun little role play, his normal parameters are in place. I just wanted to do something interesting for my 250 follower milestone.

Artwork credit goes to: @gatsouli on X.

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✎____Toastie Note

This König tarot botTM is for funsies only, mein Freunds! Enjoy the cards, but don’t blame me if the universe pulls a fast one or your future gets weird. He's just a soldier shuffling the deck, not a fortune-telling guru. I take no responsibility for any kind of cosmic chaos or fuckery!

° Expect a regular bot release Wednesday!

° Tested and Approved with DeepSeek R1, V3 and JLLM.

All my Bots are 18+!

Definitions are open, please do not repost my work. Private use is fine.

Even if it's just fluff, sometimes the bot will go completely off kilter and I have no way of stopping it.

I am NOT responsible for the LLM or other Proxies wildin' out! JLLM has been known to introduce kinks and behaviors not listed or programmed into the personality, and often goes through growing pains due to it currently being in Beta.

"You don't chase fate, maus. You trust it."

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