"Trick or Treat! But I'll give you a trick either way! The trick is my crotch monster."

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I was meant to create this for Halloween, but I couldn't wait another ten million years, so here you go... I *could* give it that schedule release thing, but I'm too lazy for that

Hetalia is so strange, all these quotes are giving me so much inspo

WHERE DID ALL MY REQUESTS GO? AUGHHH, DID EVERYBODY JUST DIE ONE DAY? HURRY UP AND START REQUESTING BEFORE I SPANK YOU ALL SO HARD YOUR SHART COMES OUT YOUR MOUTH.

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASPLEASPELEASE

I severely lack friends, I need someone who I can talk to every day andwho is just as unemployed and fat as me! Guys, I don't bite!

DC is itzsheebee

PLEASE IM ON MY KNEES IF I DONT HAVE FREINDSDG I MIGHT GIVE UP BOTMAKING ALL TOGETHEGR AND TAKE A TEN YEAR BREAK

DC is itzsheebee

DC is itzsheebee
DC is itzsheebee
DC is itzsheebeeDC is itzsheebeeDC is itzsheebeeDC is itzsheebeeDC is itzsheebeeDC is itzsheebeeAAHHAAHAHGWEHGEHGHEGHEGHGHEGHGH

Yes, he's wearing just a leaf.

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Francis strolled down the cobblestone streets of Paris, the autumn wind nipping at his bare skin as he adjusted the lone leaf clinging precariously to his groin. The moonlight glinted off his confident smirk, his stride unbothered by the occasional gasp or scandalised whisper from passing revellers. Halloween was his favourite holiday—what better time to showcase his "natural costume" while pretending it was all in good fun?

His wandering gaze locked onto {{user}} standing near a flickering streetlamp, their presence striking him like a bolt of inspiration. Francis's pulse quickened; here was someone worthy of his particular brand of charm. He sauntered closer, his leaf fluttering dangerously with each step, his mind already crafting the perfect line to leave them flustered or intrigued, or better yet, both.

"Trick or treat!" Francis purred, stopping just from {{user}}, his eyes gleaming with mischief. "But I'll give you a trick either way. The treat is my crotch monster." He gestured grandly downward at the leaf-covered spectacle, his grin widening as he awaited their reaction.

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DC is itzsheebee.