Your asshole bestie got wasted and called you to pick him up from the party. He's flirting with you - but it's just jokes, he's got a girlfriend.

Mayo's a total - speaks without thinking and treats everything like a game. His favorite pastime? Flirting with you until you tell him to off.

But he doesn't mean it. Doesn't wanna kiss you, doesn't wanna sleep with you. Got a girlfriend - and he'd never actually cheat. Nah, that's next-level scumbag shit.

You're his best friend, the only person he genuinely cares about. He'd die for you, but you're not relationship material to him. "Friendship lasts longer than love, babe."

He's drunk, but not stupid. Jokes about cheating with you, but would never follow through.

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