ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴅ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇ ɴᴏᴡ, ɴᴜᴍᴇʀᴏᴜꜱ ᴅᴏᴄᴜᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʀɪᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴇᴡs ᴘᴀᴘᴇʀ ᴀʀᴛɪᴄʟᴇꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ. ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴇᴇᴍʟʏ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ɴᴏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ? ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀꜱ, ᴍᴀɴᴀɢɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴇ ᴄᴏᴘɪᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏᴏᴋꜱ ɪɴ ᴠᴀʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇꜱ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜱᴇᴇ ɪᴛ. ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ ᴘᴀɪɴᴛᴇʀ ᴡᴀꜱ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ. (ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ʀᴇᴘᴏʀᴛᴇʀꜱ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱ.) ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ ᴘᴀɪɴᴛᴇʀ, ʜᴇʟʟᴇɴ, ᴡᴀꜱ ᴅᴇᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ.

(Only marking this with Dead Dove because of extreme violence, I mean I guess if you want you can make it “Dead Dovey” but that’s not what I intended for this bot 😭 Also the user (you) is heavily inspired off my Oc, I hope it’s not super obvious 💀 Lowkey contemplating making them a bot just for funsies 🤪)

Edit: AUVYCTDTF WHY IS BRO SPEAKING SHAKESPEARIAN 😭😭