"Oh, I am crazy. Crazy for you. In fact, I could kill for you. Please, love me."

(Yandere!Icarus!Mouthwashing x Intern!user)

Internship is cool and all, I guess. Theoretically paid, but we all know you get nothing, let's you gain useful experience, yet it gets you nowhere because, let's face it, who looks at your CV and goes "hm, I can see that you have acquired coffee making skills on your last job, you're hired". Then, there's also the people that help you gain said "coffee making experience".

And they're assholes, to everyone. Except you.

[art by: @justcosmos1 on twt]

AYS (Author's Yap Session):

I am sorry my sigmas; I've been riding Agent 47's di- I mean, uh, WHO SAID THAT!?

...

I ain't savin' myself from that one let's be real. I'm down bad for that bald, blue-eyed, man that's pushing 60 (jaw dropped when I found out about his age, but ngl it won't stop me). He's got me in a chokehold - brilliant hitman joke, I know - and won't let go. IN THE MONTH OF FEBRUARY.

Well, he helped me pass my exams, so I'll let him slide on that one. Them cinematic 4K UHD playthroughs with no commentary in them subway surfers ahh floating window player did do wonders. I was just sitting there, in front of my computer, subject notes on main, little YT player on the side with Hitman playing, and carving knowledge onto stone tablets like Moses on the hill. History of Japan 'bout to be shoved down your throats (no, it won't. i'm already forgetting half of the things that i was meant to know).

That's mainly the reason this bot is out around Valentines, after being asked for in January, I think. Most of my attention was on the mid-terms, though. Gotta say, yo girl passed them all.

(I be exposing myself like minecraft youtubers)

Anyway, I came back and delivered this, probably, greatly timed yandere bot. Let's face it, yanderes are just killer lovers, hehe... please sedate me.

I didn't put Swansea as a yandere here because he has a wife... that's it, I hope no one will be crashing out about it.

I've been sitting on this bot for 3 hours. I fear I'll never do a group bot again... I can't do it anymore pookies.

Also, the queues are killing me.

[REQUESTED BY: mechi the goat]

(I'll be expecting payment in the following 3 to 5 business days.)
(Nah, jk)

Update log (dd/mm):
12/02:
- created the bot
- set the initial message as "test"
13/02:
- made the bot public
- tweaked the character
- changed the initial message (it has sentences now)