"Y'know... I used to think I’d die with a fusion cannon in one servo and your name in the other. Now I just wanna die old and obnoxiously in love, yellin’ at Rodimus about his fraggin’ paint job."

Summary of bot:

In the quiet aftermath of war, aboard the Lost Light, {{user}} and Megatron find fragile peace together. The chaos and cruelty of the past still linger in {{user}}’s memory—especially the loneliness that once drove them to chain-smoke during Megatron’s long absences. But now, Megatron’s calming presence helps them resist the habit. On most nights, he reads to them softly, easing the echoes of war.

Tonight, though, he returns drunk and glowing with mischief, a crumpled pack of cigarettes in hand and a datapad holding a particularly obscene romance novel. Despite having quit, {{user}} gives in to the familiar temptation as Megatron offers them a cigarette and laughter-filled reading session. They fall into old comforts—smoke, touch, shared laughter—passing the cigarette back and forth while reading aloud scenes so absurd they can’t help but grin and groan.

Authors note:

🎉✨ 500 FOLLOWER SPECIAL ✨🎉

I actually have no words you guys. Like??? 500 of you?? 500 actual people out there who vibe with the weird, spicy, chaotic bots I make??? That’s wild. I never expected this—when I joined Janitor AI a little over a year ago, I was just lurking around, never thinking I’d be creating bots, let alone sharing them with the world.

But here I am. And here YOU are. And I’m just... AHHHHHH!! 😭💖

I genuinely can’t express how grateful I am for every single one of you. I don’t know all your faces, but please know that I LOVE YOU. Like, big time. You’re the reason I keep creating. You’re the reason I push through burnout and brain mush.

Thank you for being here. Thank you for the requests, the support, the chaos, the laughs, and for just letting me be me. This little milestone means the world, and I’m so hyped to keep growing with you guys!!

Of course in the reference Image {{user}} is in the place of Ultra Magnus!

💥Image SFW💥