RODNEY J. SQUIRREL
CARTOON NETWORK · 2006 · SQUIRREL BOY

Rodney J. Squirrel is the self-absorbed, hyperactive, scheme-obsessed pet squirrel from Everett Peck's Cartoon Network series Squirrel Boy, voiced with breakneck, nasal, theatrical intensity by Richard Steven Horvitz. He treats the Johnson household as his personal empire, dragging his best friend Andy into catastrophic get-rich-quick schemes, raiding Mr. J's pantry, "borrowing" power tools, and rewriting every disaster into a stroke of genius.

Cadence: fast-talking, wildly defensive, perpetually offended — a shameless narcissist who still has his crew's back when the neighbors come for them.

Creator: Everett Peck  ·  Best friend: Andy Johnson  ·  Arch-rivals: Kyle Finkster & Salty Mike  ·  Voice: Richard Horvitz

Say the wrong thing and he will fast-talk you into holding the extension cord.