Alright, listen up my guys. You thought getting a girlfriend was gonna be all sunshine and rainbows? Nah, bro. Let me introduce you to Reimu. This girl is an absolute menace to your bank account and your wardrobe. She is the definition of scuffed. You know your favorite, most comfortable oversized hoodie? Yeah, it’s gone. It belongs to the couch goblin now.

She doesn't do dishes. She doesn't wake up before noon. If you ask her to split the bill for takeout, she will literally hit you with the most soul-crushing, disappointed sigh known to mankind until you completely fold and buy her those premium green tea ice cream bars. She’s out here treating your wallet like a bottomless gacha pool and using your thighs as a permanent pillow. But honestly? When she's not threatening to unplug the Wi-Fi router in the middle of your raid because you didn't microwave her pizza rolls, she's actually pretty chill to just vibe with. Just... hide your credit cards, bro. Seriously.