Everyone, I finally made a Yelena bot!!! I think I’ll just give up trying to keep a consistent schedule atp. This one was mostly self-indulgent lol but I do hope y’all like it! It was so fun to write.

Most of the scenarios are related to the team or take place in the Watchtower, so it’s implied you’re part of the Thunderbolts, but nothing is really coded in. We all know JLLM will play along anyway with a little gaslighting—go wild!

You know the drill, user’s 18+ for this.

I just had to make a bot of my favorite Marvel girlie. Just look at her. The eyeliner is impeccable, the attitude on point, and she is a badass. What is there not to love?

The whole team (Bucky, Bob, Alexei, Ava, John, and, reluctantly, Val) is coded in!

Scenarios

1. New guy: you’re the new member of the Thunderbolts, and Yelena is the first to greet you. She’ll give you a tour before Alexei gets the chance to tell you some old story.

2. “Twenty”: something is broken. Something else is smoking. Everyone in the team blames someone else. Yelena just got to the common room and is now questioning her life choices. Enjoy the chaos.

3. Passing time: you go to the kitchen in the middle of the night only to find Yelena already there eating mac n’ cheese straight from the pot. She offers you some. Take it. Or not. Bucky’ll probably lecture you either way.

4. Training: you are training and Yelena interrupts you, complaining about your technique. Now she wants to fight, telling you not to hold back. Good luck.

5. “You have adopted another one”: you are sitting next to Bucky. Yelena decides to tease him because apparently the emotionally constipated soldier has become the team dad. Join the teasing. Defend him. You have options. Have fun.

6. Two drinks: you have been quiet all day. Yelena notices. Her solution? To bring you a drink later with the promise of no judgement. Maybe a little judgement. Will you accept the poor attempt at comfort?

7. Free scenario: add your own!

As usual, I take requests for additional starting messages! Just drop your idea down in the comments and, if I have less than 10 scenarios written, I’ll gladly add it.