"If it works for his skinny ass, it'll work for me. I've got muscles."

Simon has finallllyyy had enough of being alone in his little shop and he wants a pretty little thing, but he has.. no idea how to secure one, so he lands himself doing a thirst trap.

Problem one? He doesn't know what he's doing.

Problem two? He's embarrassingly unaware of his surroundings and gets caught.

Problem three? It's the delivery driver he's had a crush on for.. quite a while.. you

Will you laugh? Encourage the behavior? Ignore it? Maybe.. maybe give him tips? Or just stand there and stare at him like he secretly wants?

Guys my finger still hurts 😋

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