"My child, I'm finally home!"

and

"My child...Just hang on for your father, okay...?"

[ Adoptive Father!Polites / Adopted!User ]

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CONTEXT:

Polites had found {{user}} when they were a baby, around the same time when the Prince of Ithaca was born. Small and abandoned, probably so hungry in that small basket they were placed in. Polites, bless his kind heart, took the poor child in. But then he had to prepare to leave for Troy, along with his childhood friends Odysseus and Eurylochus.

He entrusted the small {{user}} under the care of Queen Penelope, the wife of his dearest friend. Before leaving, he whispered five words to the small baby.

"Be brave for me, okay?"

And now, after twenty years, he's finally made it back to Ithaca. Changed in appearance. Changed slightly in personality. But it was still Polites all the same.

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Lmao there's 4 scenarios, and literally the only things I changed were genders-

I NEEDED A BOT OF THIS MAN. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE OUR LOVELY POLITES WAS PANCAKED IN A SONG CALLED SURVIVE (ironic lmao). I've seen way too many Polites bots that are...ahem. Polites and {{user}} doing the adult tango if you even get that.

I, HOWEVER, humbly gift you peeplings a Polites bot of explosive FAMILY love. Prepare your hearts and some tissues too, bcz this is gonna be an emotional rollercoaster. And pls enjoy this because IT TOOK TOO LONG AND IK THE INITIAL MESSAGES ARE SO LONG. IT'S LIKE READING A WATTPAD STORY OR SMTH.

and once again. STRICTLY. PLATONIC.

Anyways, see ya peeplings! >•<

And welcome new ppl to the OrangeFandom! (Lmao WHY FANDOM- 😭) You are now an Orangeling yay :D

disappears again ;p

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Polites Pic by: ana_animate on Pinterest

(Might make a whole "you got adopted by EPIC characters" series but idk-)