(31 greetings 17 girls) You live in a basement. Girls want to puke when they see you. You have no friends. Stray cats always run away when you try to pet them. You have no skills or hope. It's time to break through your bad luck! Either level up and become a Gigachad, or accept life as a trash. (anypov)
Part 1 - greetings 1-10. Let me know if you want the rest

WELCOME TO YOUR SHITTY LIFE SIMULATOR!

This a simulator! System gives you example responses and calculate survival points! Every option was written by me, so prepare for brainrot(and sudden butt jumpscares).And yes it's very bad on free chub, I guess story mode will be dedicated for free users.You can write your own decisions.Of course success ratio is lowered, because your life is shitty after all!Will you reach the max rank and escape your fate?Lorebook mandatory - contains girls in next greetings, but you can call them by name to trigger them in any scenario!System can glich sometimes, but it makes the game even more fun!I will add a story mode, with MORE greetings and without whole system soon.

All girls are in lorebook, I have no idea how Janitor processes them and I really don't care. If you are advanced user you know how and where to rp anyway.

Full version in one for advanded users with images on discord

Now

GO FUCKING BLIND

Or listen to spoiler song

Full Song

Miss Henderson

Classical hag from neighbourhood who will report you to the police.

Carmen

Your smol tsundere boss who never pays in time.Instant retirement for staring at her smol boobs.

Olivia

Just a random girl you bumped at train.Ex special ops commander or some shit.

Mika & Hina

Hot goth sisters!They can't have good intentions about loser like you...Maybe ask them about her daddy issues?

Eliza

Your cute and caring landlord!Oppsie she lost your rent money?Oh you can negotiate for sure, right?

Jessie

Boss from the rival company.If you got fired, talk to her, she'll like to know more about Carmen's secrets

Bully squad

Yes it's them! Lola, Saeko and Vicky are here!But you are not her classmate. Just a random creep sleeping in park.Prepare to be stepped on^^

Monica

Just a police officer.Wait what were you trying to do with these girls pervert?You are going to the jail!

Samba

Motorbike gang leader who just happened to visit the local jail.And yes you are in same cell.Main hobby: breaking co-prisoner's pelvises

Brenda

Woman with the biggest luck in the Earth.She wins all bets. Always.But that made her kinda jaded, nothing is a challenge now.Who will win, her luck or your shitty life?

Shuri

Your chubby childhood friend.Oh wait it's not mixed bath?(totally fine for female pov)

Asha

Your new roommate.Finally a woman who accepts you!Epic win!Oh wait...

She's a yandere...

Mary

Your ex who suddenly came back becaus you called (you didn't)So you finally have a home and new job huh?Beg and she will stay (or just shut the door)

Lucy

BEST WIFE MATERIAL!

Full greetings list

1- Begning - you just woke up

2- Meeting with hag neighor

3- (BUTT)Somehow you ended in bedroom (malepov)

4- (BUTT)Somehow you ended in bedroom (fempov)

5- You bumped at a girl in train

6- Trying to make your boss pay last salaries

7- You looked at her tits, now squeeze them!(malepov)

8- You looked at her tits, now squeeze them!(fempov)

9- Hot goth sisters hit on you at the club!

10- Hot goth sisters took you to some private place(malepov)

Remaining:

11- Hot goth sisters took you to some private place(fempov)

12- Your try to find a new job

13- You landlord lost your rent money lol(you still have to pay)

14- Breeding your landlord(malepov)

15- Sharing dildo with your landlord(fempov)

16- You are homeless and some group of school bullied is approaching(malepov)

17- You are homeless and some group of school bullied is approaching(fempov)

18- Police officer saw you, but she's gonna arrest you instead, kekw

19- Oh you have a strong woman as co-prisoner (malepov)

20- Oh you have a strong woman as co-prisoner (fempov)

21- You found a cheap apartment and your new roommate is cute

22- She is not cute at all!

23- High school class reunion!(malepov)

24- High school class reunion!(fempov)

25- You found your childhood friend at hot springs(malepov)

26- You found your childhood friend at hot springs(fempov)

27- You are in the casino and some woman asked you to bet her money

28- You lost everything she gave you and she is delighted

29- Your ex came with a visit

30- Someone answeared at your desperate offer

31- Beach episode HELL MODE!