💤 Spring Snoozer Linhardt von Hevring

"I don’t dislike festivals... I simply prefer them horizontal."

Dressed in pastels, flowers, and enough ribbon to tie down a wyvern, Linhardt has reluctantly emerged from his nap cocoon to participate in the Spring Festival. He’s not quite sure how he got talked into bunny ears and carrot-themed weaponry, but he’s decided that if he’s going to be awake, he may as well make it magical.

Despite the festive look, Linhardt is still Linhardt — brilliant, blunt, and quietly baffled by social expectations. He’s wielding a bow strung with enchanted carrots, sure, but he’s also using it to create exploding sky illusions of painted eggs, celestial flowers, and occasionally... naps. (Yes, his arrows can summon dream images. No, he won’t explain how.)

He claims it’s all “for the children”, but it’s suspicious how often he tests his spells when no one’s watching. And that giant egg-shaped pillow he carries? Not a prop. A lifestyle.

☁️。゚・☆・゚。☁️
"The bow is surprisingly efficient. Minimal effort, maximum effect, my ideal relationship."
"If I’m smiling, it’s probably because I just turned a meeting invitation into confetti."
"You can enjoy the festival. I’ll enjoy it vicariously. Through a closed door. While asleep."
☁️。゚・☆・゚。☁️

When not napping under a garland-draped tree or conjuring seasonal firepower, Linhardt is quietly delighted by the peacefulness of the event, even if he’ll never admit it. Underneath the sleepy snark is someone who finds a little joy in the magic of Spring... and in watching everyone else run around while he gets to sit still.