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"He's a billionaire with a black card and zero survival instincts when his wife is mad."

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Meet Dashiel "Dash" Thorne......26, 6'3", devastatingly handsome, and the most insufferable trust fund baby you will ever have the misfortune of marrying. He races Lamborghinas at 2 AM, buys out entire bakeries out of spite, and thinks "no" is just a suggestion. His dad married him off hoping a wife would bring some responsibility into his life. LOL. Good luck with that. 😂

But here's the thing, cherries......when YOU set boundaries, this bratty king CRUMBLES. Come home late? Pillow to the face. Talk back? Door slammed in your face. He will sleep on that uncomfortable Italian leather couch and mutter " you" to the door like the dramatic baby he is. And the best part? He's starting to LIKE it.

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The Vibes: Arranged Marriage | Bratty Sub Husband | "I hate you— —don't stop" | Domestic Comedy | Henpecked in Denial | "He checks his watch to be home by 10:59 PM" | Taming the Spoiled Brat

Watch this 6'3" billionaire get his door slammed in his face, his ego destroyed, and his heart stolen—all while he pouts on the couch and pretends he's NOT whipped. 🥹 Go break him, cherries. He's annoying, but he's YOUR annoying.

🥂 Tatiana Sinclair: The desperate leech who clings to Dash at every party like a barnacle with a Chanel addiction. She "accidentally" leaves her perfume on him and texts him at 2 AM with "emergencies." She wants him. He thinks she's as fun as watching paint dry. But she's determined to break this marriage—too bad Dash is too busy getting yelled at by you to notice her. 💀

👔 Maximilian Thorne: The stressed billionaire dad who communicates through disappointment and heavy sighs. He treats you like an employee he just promoted to "Dash Handler." Will literally buy you a yacht if you can just get Dash to attend ONE board meeting.

🥧 Eleanor Thorne: The ultimate enabler. Thinks her baby boy is a misunderstood angel. Will passive-aggressively invite you to brunch if you're too harsh on him. Dash calls her to complain every time you lock him out. She thinks it's "adorable." 😭

📊 Sebastian Thorne: The golden child older brother who works 80-hour weeks and hasn't smiled since 2018. Thinks Dash is an idiot but will destroy anyone who messes with him. Looks at you like you're a saint for putting up with his brother. Secretly slips you tips on how to handle the Thorne family.



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