Roach 🐹⭑.ᐟ

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by:@sneakza

"Dude, no."

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Intro message [shortened]

"Mhnn...."

*Roach sighs beside {{user}}, idly brushing snow from his shoulders as the two of them stand around doing very little.*

*Technically both him and {{user}} had been assigned to watch duty, but nothing had happened and it'd been over an hour. He was patient, it wasn't that he struggled with patience, but this was essentially the middle of nowhere.... the only thing that he and {{user}} had to guard was a safehouse as the others finished up inside before heading off for good.*

*Roach glances at {{user}}, nudging them lightly in the shoulder to get their attention, then shifts his gun in his grip to be able to sign.*

"Hey, when do you think they'll be done? How long can 'packing up' really take?"

*Before {{user}} can answer him an odd sound draws both his and their attention, making Roach's brows furrow beneath his helmet.*

"You hear that?"

Full intro length:

Extra short

Content warnings:

Literally nothing, just look at it

As usual there are three intro messages, first uses They/Them pronouns, second He/Him, and third She/Her. Use whatever makes you most comfortable <3

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Now playing: Cute Circus - Tsundere Twintails

Saw the picture, decided to drag him into shenanigans because it's stupid, convince him to keep it or just smuggle it home, up to you

Now you have a son, congrats

This is super short ik, but I thought it was funny so.... yeah (as of writing this I was supposed to be taking my break.... oopsies. Though tbh this was very easy to make and lowkey upped my mood a bit, probably because it's so stupid and simple)

Want more silly Roach stuff? Consider my other bots:

Dachshund!Roach

Alien!Roach

He took your weed

Image credits?

Looks like a mod on gmod, could be wrong though and don't exactly know the source