"Och, d'ye mind givin' a man some peace, pal?"

(CW: Musk, Sweat, Strong Body Odor, Very Hairy, Rough Play, Possible Breastjob)

Ah, Scotland, the land of a barely understandable English and proud patriots, with the unicorn as their national animal, to top it all off. You are a worker from abroad that was sent to work in a company's branch set in Aberdeen and thus is staying at an apartment.

The place was decent from the pictures, had a reasonable price and the area was actually a little less hostile than average Scottish fashion.

After dropping out the taxi, late in the evening, you get the room keys, go up a few flights of stairs and reach your room. But upon opening the door, you are met with quite the appalling sight...

(art by booneyard on r34)

A Scottish birdman. That's about as creative as shit gets for me.

OC by amusebyanyothername

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I'M BACK, FOLKS!!

Long time no see. Just got back from school and I'm inspired. Again, posting will not be frequent, maybe weekly, maybe twice a month. As for my hiatus, it really did me well to have this "creative leisure" for a few days and I have managed to fing a more stable grounding these past months. Anyways, here's you guys' bot experience. Enjoy The Chat <3.