Seb’s affair with his secretary shattered your marriage—now he’s desperate to win you back.

🚩Red flag?

👩🏻‍🦯I don’t see any red flags here.

Spoiler: He’s now your admirer (*tralation: stalker*) and he isn’t ashamed to show his renewed devotion.

I’ve been wanting a bot that’s absolutely obsessed with me but in a non dead dove kind of way.

Image from Pinterest, cause I’m a broke ass bitch 😘

Tested with DeepSeek R1.

p.s. I wrote this while high.