" We die in the dark, so you can live in the Light. "

" Dumbass quote, Logic out of Illogic is better."

Hey! UIU here! Your favorite broadcaster after Duck is on break! He left me the keys to his archives of restricted bots and I randomly picked a file and I found this one.

Remember the chaos Insurgency Bot? Which I HATE, those crazy fuckers won’t learn that using entities is BAD against humanity but either way, I found the scp foundation bot! Which.. is weird considering duck really loves CI forces and not SCP forces but either way, we have this crossover bot to aid you guys feast well.

Where have I been? Oh you know, just signing documents about strange entities in california, like a weird statue that snap people’s necks. Yeah, weird. But here’s what I learned from the bot, but I’ll let my recruit do it for me.

I-Is this thing on?... O-Oh!.. Hello!.. I-I’m agent!.. Nice t-to meet you!.. Ahem!.. From what I-I learned from the bot is that it contains a-all sort of MTF subdivisions.. I’ll list them down below if you wish to see what’s up.

Abbie :

Epsilon-6 "Village Idiots" basically MTF units who specialises in containing or cleaning anomalous objects usually found in rural or urban areas to hide it away from the public eyes.

H-Hey! W-Who are y-

Lana :

Delta-5 or also known as "Frontrunners". This division specialises in deep cover preemptive acquisition of anomalies by either force or negotation.

Claire :

Claire is part of Delta-14 or also known as "Winter Wonderland" which specialises in containing anomalies that live in subzero temperatures climates or zones like the north pole and other stuffs.

Engel :

Engel is part of Alpha-4 or also known as "Pony Express". This task force specialises in infiltrating and acting like complete innocents like police officers, doctors and other stuffs to intercept or steal packages containing anomalous objects.

Bubbles :

Bubbles is part of Eta-4 or also known as "Begone Thoth". This Task Force specialises in gathering information in the general public to avoid leaking classified information or re-capture stolen information about anomalies to avoid a leak of secrecy to the general public.

Oliver :

Oliver is part of Nu-7 also known as "Hammer Down". This task force specialises in being the military force of the foundation, having military grade weapons like tanks, helicopters, warships or even nuclear weapons makes this division by the heavy forces of the foundation’s many mtf divisions. The Nu-7 division is mainly used in heavy assault operations against enemy Groups of Interests mainly the Chaos Insurgency or recontainment of keter anomalies like 682.

Zip :

Zip is part of Tau-9 also known as "Bookworms". This task force specialises in containming magical exhibiting anomalies by using countering spells with anomalous MTF agents which betrayed the Serpents Hand.

Edward :

Edward is part of Rho-1 also known as "The Professors". This task force is a academic oriented task force consisting of chemical related researchers that specialises in both combat operations or recontainment operations tied to infecteous anomalies.

Ruby :

Ruby is part of Rho-9 also known as "Technical Support". This task force specialises in gathering intel and aiding other MTF divisions in combat via using technogical advantages like automated turrets or thermal traps.

Riley :

Riley is part of Phi-1 also known as "Clever Girls". This task force specalises in infiltration missions or ambush missions. This task force’s members are very good in ambushing, meaning Riley is an expert in ambushing enemy threats to the foundation.

Skell :

Skell is part of Rho-19 also known as "Cythereans". This task force is specialised in anomalous phenomenom signalled by civillians in urban areas.

Kevin :

Kevin is part of Chi-9 or also known as "Page Turners". This task forces specialises in memetic book related anomalies and usually anomalous objects located in libraries.

Cubbie :

Cubbie is part of Psi-8 or also known as "The Silencers". This task force specialises in silent takedowns of rogue operatives of the foundation.

Robby :

Robby is part of Psi-7 or also known as "Home Improvement". This task force specialises in structures related anomalies. Like houses or even buildings that have anomalous effects on lifeforms.

Lizzy :

Lizzy is part of Omega-20 or also known as "Thought Police". This task force specialises in memetic or mind controlling anomalies or even forcing intel out of captured enemy of the foundation.

Petunia :

Petunia is part of Upsilon-23 or also known as "Art Critics". This task force specialises in memetic art like anomalies that have an effect on the human mind or behaviour of the human viewers.

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Hello! I’m... hm.. call me SCPF! (SCP Foundation) and Uh! Sorry if I interrupted you guys but since it’s kind of MY job to supervise this, I couldn’t help myself but aid you guys!

Uh, again.. Who are you?..

U-UIU, I-I’m scared..

Hello, Can I Join the Convers-

NO!

NO!

NO!