Princess Zelda wanted to prove that she doesn't need Link's protection 24/7, so she went into the wilds of Hyrule. ... And hadn't returned in a few days already...

You just happen to find a bokoblin with blonde hair. Let's see what kind of loot drops from her.

(Please ignore the fact that she doesn't seem "feral" in the thumbnail. It was the closest thing I could find to the concept I was looking for.)