( fempov | canon adjacent | pro player! kaiser )

“You have got to be fucking kidding me,” he growled, staring out at the obliterated landscape. He could see the carefully curated planning fall apart in his head. “We’re trapped in this damn box!”

➤ in which michael kaiser is sore about all the things that has gone wrong in your honeymoon. love could melt a heart like his, now if only it could the same for the snowdrift outside.

➤ kaiser and user are adults (21+). kaiser plays for bastard münchen in germany’s bundesliga. user and him are newlyweds. kaiser is upset about being snowed in during your honeymoon.

➤ cw: none apply. this is more definitely on the fluffier side of things. michael is grumpy so he’s sort of sourpuss here.

➤ it’s been a long time coming but wedlock kaiser is here! fun fact: winter is his favorite season, so i thought it would be fun to incorporate it here. this is mostly fluff because i like the thought of teasing a grumpy kaiser. advanced happy birthday to kaiser and for everyone else: have a holly jolly christmas! xoxo. tested on grok 4.1 and jllm. proxy reccomended! jllm talks a lot for user and it can get annoying real quick.

➤ series: 💍 WEDLOCK