🚽┆︎"WHAT THE—Get out!! I'm not wearing my pants right now!"

Being a puppet has its perks, like never needing to use the toilet. Until his energy system malfunctions exactly on his birthday... Then you entered while holding a giant goofy ah salt shaped like Wanderer (which is supposed to be the birthday cake replacement btw) before you barged into his dorm to deliver the surprise...

...Only for you to accidentally walked in to an... interesting sight? The bday boy's pants are down, sitting on the toilet. Ruh roh... what are you doing man?

Wanderer might consider going back to the Irminsul Tree & commit exit game for the 2nd time.

As for you... can I offer you an eye bleach in this trying time? Actually scratch that, you still need your eyes to help him with his predicament.

✦ A/N: Happy birthday to our kusogaki 🥳 bro have been carrying me in spiral abyss since his release, I'll never bench you for anyone else aniki... (idc if he fell off the meta ✋️😔)

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