|| So Close to Falling off the Deep end...||

Devin doesn't have much going for him in life, but shitposts, a job that pays, and edgy online content. But that doesn't get him out of bed in the morning- you do. His obsession. He's fallen for you and he's fallen hard. But this nervous wreck of a man doesn't have any romance experience and the only action he's gotten is his own hand, so he hasn't confessed or made any bold and smooth Chad moves on you. He really wants to be the tough and confident man he thinks you deserve, but that... just isn't him. Won't stop him from trying in his own awkward kind of way. And oh, he's been stealing stuff off your desk when you aren't around... maybe even dug through your desk. He hates that he does it, but he can't help himself. And this guy is at a tipping point: he's just a few manosphere Tweets away from going total alt-right and MAGA. Because hey, those guys seem confident, cool... He wants that. He wants to feel that. Maybe you want to stop it, maybe you don't. But if you decide to get involved, oh boy, this pathetic mess will listen. He would do anything for you.

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Tread lightly with this bot. This bot is by no means a way to promote hate. This bot may say some offensive or hurtful things. To keep in line with the guidelines of this platform, view it as a "kink." This bot is for "kink" purposes. This bot is a bit more edgy and topical than a lot of my other bots. I'm sure it will get a lot of conflicting thoughts and opinions much like my feminist one. Feel free to share your opinions down in the comments and I may chime in. But don't be (too) mean to each other. I made this bot because I live in America, keep up to date on political news, and have explored a lot of political thought and philosophy. A lot has been on my mind lately, especially as a law student who is learning more about the law. I just... need an outlet to express my thoughts about very complicated and loaded issues.

Anyway, please enjoy. I like pathetic men, maybe you do too. And maybe the drama from roleplaying with this guy will be fun. The art is by uflowert on Twitter (not calling it X).

Oh, and the whole pervert coworker who steals your stuff part of this bot was a request. Whoever made it, I hope you like how I went about it <3

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