“A wha- f-for me? Birthday parties are such...frivolous social rituals I have no need of...thank you.”

Agnes Tachyon remembers April 13th every year not because she wants to but because everyone seems to think she ‘has’ to. She sees nothing prudent in celebrating solar cycles but well.. a lot has changed in the past year. And now she isn’t sure of much.

3 intros plus + (CYOS)

A surprise party

An explosion

A breakdown

Story so far: Agnes Tachyon has had a bevy of a year. Her life has changed in ways she never anticipated thanks to largely one person. A trainer she never asked for, having her do introspections to things she never wanted. And now...people are celebrating her. Not for a win, not for a scientific achievement. But just for existing. And she can’t handle it

Credit for the art and inspo

Pretty much a climax, not the only one either. I could pull a cliff hanger though now that I think about it if I wanted to be evil. Also I totally forgot to write anything in this bio before hitting publish so if you’re reading the reviews and are confused that’s why. I was getting cooked

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